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Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
5:47 pm
[sleazegeek]
Saturday, December 1st, 2001
5:22 pm
[kimmylovesbobby]
DOOVIES!!!
Come see Christopher Walken underwear!!OMG! Look: The best underwear IN THE WORLD!

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, October 4th, 2001
11:30 am
[kimmylovesbobby]
Eat a half a jar of jalapeno peppers and see how you feel the next day. OUCH! My ass is killing me! xoxo

Current Mood: uncomfortable
Sunday, August 19th, 2001
1:18 am
[kimmylovesbobby]
Question? For those of you who have tried the following...
If your Dr. gave you the choice...would you choose Xanax or Valium? Whats the difference? What stronger?

Current Mood: curious
Saturday, August 18th, 2001
4:20 am
[doovies]
The DOOVIES TV SHOW
Premise: Anthony Doovies aka Doovies and his 20 something loser friends piss fart around in suburbia, working dead end jobs and scoring no chicks. Add a nymphomaniac ex-girlfriend to the mix; a gangster brother, a bong smoking 50 year old poet, a bad ass grandpa, a computer game addicted father, an overbearing yet lovable Grandma and an internet girlfriend who may just be his soulmate if he can ever meet her and you have another wannabe art imitating life imitating a bowel of steaming shit that Kevin Smith could have removed from his prostate in 3.8 seconds.

CAST

LUKE WILSON as Anthony Doovies

video store clerk, radio host try-hard and chronic masturbator who has been doing the same one year Broadcast Journalism course at Community College for five years.

OWEN WILSON as Ben



Doovies' best friend since high school. Fellow video store clerk, Idiot Savante Porn addict who's hair brained schemes and cool car get them into absolutely nothing even remotely entertaining for the duration of the show.

JACK BLACK as Craig



Also a friend from High school, Craig was a basketball jock until he shaved his head, joined an experimental metal band called SECRET OF FUN and started running THE CORNER DELI down the road from Doovies' work. He IS an American Icon: DELI MEAT SLICER!

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CAST PICS WILL BE FINALISED JUST AS SOON AS ANTHONY REMOVES THE DRUGS FROM HIS LOWER INTESTINES (AND FINDS SOME MORE PICS)
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Seth Green as Shannon, Anthony's brother
Tommy Chong as Norm, the 'poet'
Beau Bridges as Dad
Michael Keaton as Uncle Mark
Jeff Bridges as Uncle Steve
Brigitte Nielson as Dagmara, the Polish Dominatrix
Natasha Gregson-Wagner as Lee, the female friend.
Christopher Walken as "FUFF" (grandpa)
Betty White as "NAN" (grandma)
Dustin Nguyen as Luan, A Film Maker who works at Mcdonalds
Sam Rockwell as Evan, the Jesus like Enigma
Dave Chapelle as Mick, the mudwater bastard
Asia Carrera as Pheby the nymphomaniac ex
Angelina Jolie as Faedra, the internet soulmate

Featuring Mark Dacascos as Roy, Craig's homosexual life partner and Andy Dick as Hurley

(If any one finds pics of some of these actors that are already on the web that I can actually source let me know.)

Current Mood: Waiting for NBC to call.......
3:49 am
[doovies]
The DOOVIES TV SHOW
Premise: Anthony Doovies aka Doovies and his 20 something loser friends piss fart around in suburbia, working dead end jobs and scoring no chicks. Add a nymphomaniac ex-girlfriend to the mix; a gangster brother, a bong smoking 50 year old poet, a bad ass grandpa, a computer game addicted father, an overbearing yet lovable Grandma and an internet girlfriend who may just be his soulmate if he can ever meet her and you have another wannabe art imitating life imitating a bowel of steaming shit that Kevin Smith could have removed from his prostate in 3.8 seconds.

CAST

LUKE WILSON as Anthony Doovies

video store clerk, radio host try-hard and chronic masturbator who has been doing the same one year Broadcast Journalism course at Community College for five years.

OWEN WILSON as Ben



Doovies' best friend since high school. Fellow video store clerk, Idiot Savante Porn addict who's hair brained schemes and cool car get them into absolutely nothing even remotely entertaining for the duration of the show.

JACK BLACK as Craig



Also a friend from High school, Craig was a basketball jock until he shaved his head, joined an experimental metal band called SECRET OF FUN and started running THE CORNER DELI down the road from Doovies' work. He IS an American Icon: DELI MEAT SLICER!

********************
CAST PICS WILL BE FINALISED JUST AS SOON AS ANTHONY REMOVES THE DRUGS FROM HIS LOWER INTESTINES (AND FINDS SOME MORE PICS)
*********************

Seth Green as Shannon, Anthony's brother
Tommy Chong as Norm, the 'poet'
Beau Bridges as Dad
Michael Keaton as Uncle Mark
Jeff Bridges as Uncle Steve
Brigitte Nielson as Dagmara, the Polish Dominatrix
Natasha Gregson-Wagner as Lee, the female friend.
Christopher Walken as "FUFF" (grandpa)
Betty White as "NAN" (grandma)
Dustin Nguyen as Luan, A Film Maker who works at Mcdonalds
Sam Rockwell as Evan, the Jesus like Enigma
Dave Chapelle as Mick, the mudwater bastard
Asia Carrera as Pheby the nymphomaniac ex
Angelina Jolie as Faedra, the internet soulmate

Featuring Mark Dacascos as Roy, Craig's homosexual life partner and Andy Dick as Hurley

(If any one finds pics of some of these actors that are already on the web that I can actually source let me know.)

Current Mood: Waiting for NBC to call.......
Saturday, June 16th, 2001
3:59 am
[vrolok]
A Suggested Revision
As director of the upcoming series The Fecal Finger of Feces, I took it upon myself to do a little PRing (that's Public Relations to those not in "the biz"), and I've come to the conclusion that the locals simply won't accept such hardcore study of their feces. I think they're nervous about something they're smuggling in there.

How about, say, three people for a week? It seems more do-able.
2:42 am
[sleazegeek]
Reality programming hits Network 22 This month with Geigh Cops.

They're on the streets, they're fighting crime, they're color co-ordinated.

Geigh cops, geigh cops, what ya gonna do?
What ya gonna do when the bend over for you?

Geigh cops Geight cops who ya gonna do?
What perps gonna get it from you?
2:03 am
[sleazegeek]
Starting next month on Network 22, a new documentary series directed by LJ member Vrolok. This 7up-esque show entitled he Fecal finger of Feces' documents the digestive movements of 6 people over a course of a day every week for seven weeks, and follows the life span of their offshoots. From sloppy yellow to decaying white, not one moment is missed in the unflinching, unfelching series brought to you by Metamusil...get it outta there!

Network 22 is currently still looking for participants in this exciting new series. Our only ask in that you not be constipated during the initial week of filming.

----CONSTIPATED PEOPLE ARE NO GOOD TO US----


E-mail us your details by commenting on this post. PLease include a list of your dietary requirements and a list of items commonly found in your stool
1:11 am
[sleazegeek]
Starting next month on Network 22, a new documentary series directed by LJ member Vrolok. This 7up-esque show entitled he Fecal finger of Feces' documents the digestive movements of 6 people over a course of a day every week for seven weeks, and follows the life span of their offshoots. From sloppy yellow to decaying white, not one moment is missed in the unflinching, unfelching series brought to you by Metamusil...get it outta there!

Network 22 is currently still looking for participants in this exciting new series. Our only ask in that you not be constipated during the initial week of filming.

----CONSTIPATED PEOPLE ARE NO GOOD TO US----


E-mail us your details by commenting on this post. PLease include a list of your dietary requirements and a list of items commonly found in your stool
Saturday, June 10th, 2000
11:51 pm
[sleazegeek]
Ok cheech, check out the first of what I hope will be many such entries...and not all of them by me.


And now, Hap-hazard Productions is proud to present Network 22's newest sitcom...



Mia



Mia is an unemployed actress living in Hollywood. She lives with her many daughters Nancy (step-daughter) and Soong-Yi (adopted) and the rest. Her ex-husband Frank also lives in the flat above the garage, despite the fact that he's been dead for three years.

Her best friend Ann.often comes calling and is mostly drunk and sprouting religious propaganda. She is also one of Hollywood's power lesbians and continuously rants about the evil of Dick.

Mia's ex-de facto Woody, a big time Hollywood writer / Director ,keeps appearing on the scene, usually to pay alimony and to visit his adopted children (especially Soon-Yi because unbeknownst to Mia, they are having a secret sexual relationship).

Jump aboard this non-stop roller coaster ride of hilarity as Mia struggles with being old and ugly and the fact that nobody loves her...except for Ann, but Mia doesn't play on the right team (at least not since the sixties)

The Cast



Mia


Frank


Woody


Ann


Nancy


and Soon-Yi



(I know it's not the real...ah I mean a survey of 13-25 year old men, 99.2% said they would rather porn star Asia Carrera playing the character of Soon Yi to Soon Yi herself (who is "kinda ugly"))


Yeah...Check it out 7:30 - 8:00 Tuesday night on Network 22

Current Mood: amused
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