The DOOVIES TV SHOW Premise:
Anthony Doovies aka Doovies and his 20 something loser friends piss fart around in suburbia, working dead end jobs and scoring no chicks. Add a nymphomaniac ex-girlfriend to the mix; a gangster brother, a bong smoking 50 year old poet, a bad ass grandpa, a computer game addicted father, an overbearing yet lovable Grandma and an internet girlfriend
who may just be his soulmate if he can ever meet her and you have another wannabe art imitating life imitating a bowel of steaming shit that Kevin Smith could have removed from his prostate in 3.8 seconds. CAST
LUKE WILSON as Anthony Doovies
video store clerk, radio host try-hard and chronic masturbator who has been doing the same one year Broadcast Journalism course at Community College for five years.
OWEN WILSON as Ben
Doovies' best friend since high school. Fellow video store clerk, Idiot Savante Porn addict who's hair brained schemes and cool car get them into absolutely nothing even remotely entertaining for the duration of the show.
JACK BLACK as Craig
Also a friend from High school, Craig was a basketball jock until he shaved his head, joined an experimental metal band called SECRET OF FUN and started running THE CORNER DELI down the road from Doovies' work. He IS an American Icon: DELI MEAT SLICER!
CAST PICS WILL BE FINALISED JUST AS SOON AS ANTHONY REMOVES THE DRUGS FROM HIS LOWER INTESTINES (AND FINDS SOME MORE PICS)
Seth Green as Shannon, Anthony's brother
Tommy Chong as Norm, the 'poet'
Beau Bridges as Dad
Michael Keaton as Uncle Mark
Jeff Bridges as Uncle Steve
Brigitte Nielson as Dagmara, the Polish Dominatrix
Natasha Gregson-Wagner as Lee, the female friend.
Christopher Walken as "FUFF" (grandpa)
Betty White as "NAN" (grandma)
Dustin Nguyen as Luan, A Film Maker who works at Mcdonalds
Sam Rockwell as Evan, the Jesus like Enigma
Dave Chapelle as Mick, the mudwater bastard
Asia Carrera as Pheby the nymphomaniac ex
Angelina Jolie as Faedra, the internet soulmate
Featuring Mark Dacascos as Roy, Craig's homosexual life partner and Andy Dick as Hurley
(If any one finds pics of some of these actors that are already on the web that I can actually source let me know.) Current Mood: Waiting for NBC to call.......